Do you speak English? ....

-do u speek english?
-yes!
-name?
-Abdul Aziz.
-sex?...
-three to five times a day.
-no,no...i mean male or female?
-yes,male,female,sometimes camel.
-holy cow!
-yes,cow,sheep,animals in general.
-but isn't that hostile?
-horse style,doggy style,any style!
-oh dear!
-no,no!deer run too fast...